Put Down That Zizek And Get It On (Bang A Gong)
Mr. Wit Of The Staircase and I, rootless cosmopolitans to the core, might have some rethinking to do about our blue-state patriotic duty and start to reproduce. Wouldn't it be awesome to have eleven little bohemians running around and stirring things up? I wonder if we can think of that many names....
From this week's issue of The Nation:
"Liberals! Progressives! Lefties by whatever name! Your end is nigh! You are a vanishing breed on your way to extinction because you do not reproduce.
No more blue states. The future is red, which used to be a Chinese Communist slogan but which to Phillip Longman means that the left-leaners are dying out. You can read your coming vanishment in the current issue of the authoritative Foreign Policy magazine.
Longman says that "the gradual drift of American culture away from secular individualism and toward religious fundamentalism" is owing to the failure of lefties to reproduce, regardless of the pornographic movies liberals are famous for defending."
Link: Don't Spare the Rod.

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