Pete And Kate, An Xmas Tale

"Pete plays guitar, eats special sweets and falls over a lot. Pete met a famous girl called Kate and the pair went ballistic on Class A drugs.
The cautionary tale of Pete Doherty has been turned into an illustrated children’s book that is becoming a Christmas bestseller.
A Boy Called Pete details the rise to fame of the notorious rock singer who 'sings songs and wears hats'. But his predilection for 'mind-bending drugs' means that Pete and his friend Kate are 'always getting into trouble'.
The book claims to be a moral story and warns children that 'Class A drugs are not very good for you. They make you smelly and a bit untidy-looking.' Pete finds that he is no longer famous for singing songs and is made to stay in 'a very big house with high walls' because 'London has lots of rules and lots of authority'.
Like the protagonist of Hilaire Belloc’s tales, Pete comes to a sticky end. But readers should feel sorry for him 'because once upon a time he was a very clever and handsome man'."
Link: A children's Christmas tale by Pete and Kate - Britain - Times Online.

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