Thanks to all Los Angeles Lunar Society members who made it to the October 2005 full moon meeting, held due to important business circumstances in former U.S. cultural capital New York City. As many of you know, the club has been paying for my sailing lessons in preparation for our participation in next spring's Malibu-To-Catalina regatta. In the photo above I am shown prematurely taking the helm of a friend's antique whaling vessel off the coast of Sag Harbor, Long Island, the morning after the October meeting.
So, to cut to the chase, let me make this month's apology official: I am sorry Cutty for the damage to the hull of your parents' boat, for replacing the cheerful L.L. Bean yachting flag with our decadent death rocker banner, and for the sight of me diving off the "plank" into the (very chilly) waters of Long Island Sound in a bikini, drunk on your uptight WASP Dad's oldest brandy and pockmarked by Los Angeles Lunar Society ritualistic hickeys.
You say he'll never forgive, but I saw the look in the old boy's eyes when I resurfaced with the bottle of vintage Chateau Margaux your sister Emma had thrown overboard while we were docked, and I say he will never forget.
See you next month, when we will induct an unprecedented 3 new members and add 12 new documents into the Lunar ephemera collection. Thanks to our patrons and members and donors for what has been our most amazing year to date.
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