"Now the flames they followed Joan of Arc, as she came riding through the dark/She said "I'm tired of the war, I want the kind of work I had before. A wedding dress or something white, to wear upon my swollen appetite."
--Leonard Cohen
Eleven Heretical Unbeliefs:
1. Punk's Not Dead
2. Father Knows Best
3. Strunk & White
4. Beauty Is Only Skin Deep
5. Less Is More
6. Objective Art Criticism
7. Pink Is The New Blog
8. Telepathy Is A Superstition
9. Marriage
10. Everything Popular Is Wrong (per Oscar Wilde)
11. The Bigger The Cushion, The Better The Pushin'
And Two Heretical Beliefs:
12. Jerry Lewis A Genius
13. Bob Dylan's Christian Albums Excellent ("Slow Train Coming" A Masterpiece)
Painting of the heretic Joan of Arc, above
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