"I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk." ~John Huston
Sometimes, though it has nothing to do with Wit's certainty that God, like John Huston, is dead, we like to get a bit drunk. And when we look into the gloaming California light at the bottom of our empty, still cold glass of Ardmore at 5:30 p.m.--down through the peaty, honeyed head, past the breath of heather and down, down to the bottom where the kiss of coal tar soap lingers--well, what do we see stirring there? Not God, certainly.
No, the small low gods of Staircase happy hour (we call it Full Fathom Five) are ideas. The ones that come unbidden, to suddenly re-electrify us after a few fallow hours where we wonder in this Golden Land of Scientology Gone Wild and wiretapping what it's all about. Ideas that quietly alight from Santa Monica crosstown bus 000 and climb the Staircase like runaways with unwashed faces. They approach not on little cat feet (like the June Gloom fog Venice is famous for) but on shoplifted high heels, or on supercharged Tesla currents that leave behind sulphrous after-smells of the bergamot, lime, and ylang ylang of Parfums Del Rae's Debut. There's nothing cleaner and brighter and sharper than Debut, which smells like hope, because hey--this is still Hollywood, and hey--you never know.
Ideas ring the air around here like a finger spun around the wet rim of a half drained crystal wine goblet. They pour from the chunk of glass flacon that just barely holds Debut, and no one, once they are released will ever contain them again. Debut makes us feel as new as an eighteen year old when under its green-gold anti-ecclesiastical influence. (In perfume, as in thought, time doens't follow a straight line, but travels forward, then backward, on opalled-out green hummingbird wings. From this same bird's flower-fucking proboscis hangs a fat joint rolled with Debut's wet lily of the valley, linden blossom, and cyclamen.)
Del Rae's Debut is an alternating current electric flower-bong under whose influence I finally saw god. He was playing dress up with flowers in front of humanity's vanity-mirror, grateful that most of us had grown up and didn't need him. In the peculiar Staircasean anti-religion Bigfoot is the disappearing Dad, the big man whose guidance most of my generation never had and then sought on Loch Ness, Yeti, UFO and other nineteen seventies cryptocreature expeditions. Bigfoot's enormity, overcompensatory hairiness and giant masculine swinging balls smoke like two round church censers, obscene orbs that emit Debut's heavy, heavenly basenotes of vetyver, sandalwood and musk.
Hear me Saints and Sinners, we were heaven's latchkey kids, and you motherfuckers will never lock us up now. Wear Debut as a hair of the Daddy dog that bit you: a sort of post-theological God repellent that proves with inarguable scent-logic where the power really lies. Over here, no over here, no over here...
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