[The title above is from an old T.V. commercial for an American brand of tuna fish, Europeans and kiddies...}
Here is a list of somebody's underbid eBay items that is mindbogglingly brown and serene.
Where do they keep the dildoes and menthol cigarettes and Hostess-brand powdered sugar donettes and tiki skull cocktail glasses and silver platform shoes and Jack Daniels?
We of Wit wonder.